Santa… will be going up your chimney tonight!
Damn you, genetically engineered food!
It’s a friendly ghost!
Awww…. Sad puppy face.
In his defense, there’s never a bad place to enjoy a good corn dog.
Ted Cruz in a nutshell.
Yo, man, I heard you liked weiner dogs, so we put a weiner on your weiner for when you put your weiner in your weiner.
Oh God… That’s so disgustingly sexy!